Tuesday, January 12, 2010


hey guys.
im feeling fresh today so i wanna share some jokes.
(liverpool fans should not read this)
so one thing man utd fans must know.NEVER LOVES THE LIVERPUDLIAN.

SO here some famous jokes about Liverpool.or should i say LoserFool...
(sorry for liverpool fans.just for fun)

Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?

A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

Q: What's the difference between a Liverpool fan and a broken clock?
A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

Q: If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him... ?

A: It might be your bike...

Q: What ship has never docked at Liverpool?
A: The Premiership!

Some of you might not understand the jokes.but for me it quiet hilarious.
one of my all time fav joke is :-

Q. What did Steven Gerrard do when he won the Premier League
A. Turned off his Playstation!

dang!funny as ****..



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