im feeling fresh today so i wanna share some jokes.
(liverpool fans should not read this)
so one thing man utd fans must know.NEVER LOVES THE LIVERPUDLIAN.
SO here some famous jokes about Liverpool.or should i say LoserFool...
(sorry for liverpool fans.just for fun)
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: What's the difference between a Liverpool fan and a broken clock?
A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day!
Q: If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him... ?
A: It might be your bike...
Q: What ship has never docked at Liverpool?
A: The Premiership!
Some of you might not understand the jokes.but for me it quiet hilarious.
one of my all time fav joke is :-
Q. What did Steven Gerrard do when he won the Premier League
A. Turned off his Playstation!
dang!funny as ****..